“Eat Your Salad,” Latvia’s Eurovision 2022 entry by Citi Zēni, is a perfect guilty pleasure anthem because it’s equal parts absurd, catchy, and charmingly self-aware. Its jazzy brass, groovy basslines, and infectious hooks demand to be sung along to, even if you’re slightly embarrassed while doing it. It's so clearly camp and it’s impossible not to smile at their energy, even while rolling your eyes at lyrics like “Instead of meat, I eat veggies and… well, you know”. It's ridiculous yet refreshing.